SLUT SURVEY'S DON'T LIE.
SLUT SURVEY HERE
In an online poll both women answered several questions one of the questions was,are you a slut,which of the following countries had the highest number of women who answered the question admitted they are a slut:
(its not as obvious as it appears)
(a)Australia?
(b)Canada?
(c)Germany?
(d)France?
(e)Mexico?
(f)United States?
(g)Cuba?
(h)Brazil?
(i)Vietnam?
(j)Saudia Arabia?
(k)China?
(l)Russia?
(m)Bermuda?
(n)New Zealand?
(o)Norway?
(p)Finland?
(q)Spain?
(r)Italy?
(s)Japan?
(t)Venezuela?
(u)United Kingdom?
(v)Denmark?
(w)Costa Rica?
(x)Romania?
(y)Poland?
(z)Monaco?
The answer is (u)
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Girls Night Out
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Girls Night Out
Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been
decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and
walking home they need to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one
of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone.
The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties,
used them and threw them away. Her friend however was lucky enough to
salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a grave and proceeded
to wipe herself with it. After finishing, they made their way home.
The next day the first woman's husband phones the other husband and
said, "These damn girls night out have got to stop. My wife came home
last night without her panties." "That's nothing," said the other. "Mine
came back with a card stuck between the cheeks of her butt that said, `
"From all of us at the Fire Station, We'll never forget you.'"
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The lesbians next door asked me what I would like for my birthday.
I was quite surprised when they gave me a Rolex.
It was very nice of them, but I think they misunderstood me when I said, "I wanna watch."
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What can make you feel really good or be very annoying?
A woman's mouth!
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An old couple married for 50+ years hadn't had sex in a very long time and the wife was getting very frustrated. One night when the old man was sitting on the couch watching the game she went into the bedroom and took of all her clothes except for a red towel that she put around her neck like a cape. She then leapt into the living room exclaiming, "IT'S SUPERPUSSY!!!!!!!!!!!" The old man replied, "I'll take the soup."
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Dentist Appointment
After having a very pleasant 69 with his girlfriend, Joe remembered he had a dentist appointment. He was afraid the Dentist would notice the smell of pussy on his breath, so he brushed his teeth, used dental floss, and also used a whole 4-oz. bottle of Listerine.
As he arrived at the Dentist's office, he also ate a whole packet of strong mint Tic-Tacs.
His turn came up and the Dentist told him to take a seat in the chair. Feeling confident and relaxed, he opened his mouth wide. The Dentist got close and asked, "So, you had a 69 before you came here, eh?"
Joe asked, exasperated, "How did you know? Does my breath still smell like pussy?"
The dentist replied, "No... you have a skid mark on your forehead."
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They say that the new super computer knows everything. A skeptical man came and asked the computer, "Where is my father?"
The computer bleeped for a short while, and then came back with "Your father is fishing in Michigan."
The skeptical man said triumphantly, "You see? I knew this was nonsense. My father has been dead for twenty years."
"No", replied the super computer immediately. "Your mother's husband has been dead for twenty years. Your father just landed a three pound trout."
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A man had a problem, there was a red ring around his dick. He was really worried so he went to the doctor.
The doctor took a good look at it and then after awhile of uming and ering, he said "Well apply this on it and then come and see me in a few days."
The man was a bit relieved but was still worried about what would happen to his pride and joy. So that night before bed he applied the cream.
Sure enough by the morning the ring had disappeared. He was so happy he went straight to the doctors to tell him the good news.
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