LOOK ADULT FUN TIME: Letters Of The Alphabet

Letters Of The Alphabet

The teacher was addressing her class of young children.

"So, children, today we are going to run through the letters of the

alphabet, and see which words we know".

She scanned her eyes round the attentive young faces. "Ok ", she said,

"Who can tell me a word beginning with the letter 'A'?"

Little Johnny at the back shot his hand in the air.

"Yes, Johnny - Go on".

"ARSE, miss".

"Oh.... er... well, yes, I suppose so."

Now, who knows a word beginning with 'B'?"

Once again Johnny's hand flew into the air.

"Go on then Johnny".

"BASTARD, Miss".

"Oh dear. But yes, you're right."

"Now then, who knows a word beginning with 'C'?

On second thought, we'll skip that and move on to 'D'.

Who knows a word beginning with the letter 'D'?"

Little Johnny's hand flies up. The teacher thinks about it for a moment,

and

then says: "Ok, Johnny, go on..."

"DWARF, miss."

"Oh, very good, Johnny. Do you know what a dwarf is?"

"Yes miss. A short-arse squat little cunt about three feet high."

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A chief and an admiral were sitting in the barber shop. They were both

just getting finished with their shaves--the barbers were reaching for

some aftershave to slap on their faces. The admiral shouted, "Hey, don't

put that shit on me! My wife will think I've been in a whorehouse!" The

chief turned to his barber and said in a smug voice, "Go ahead and put

it on. My wife doesn't know what the inside of a whorehouse smells

like."

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Herb sat glumly all evening eyeing his wife suspiciously.

Finally, he blurted, "Blanche, admit it. You've been sucking off the dog!"

"What?!" she shouted. "How can you say such a thing?"

"I've been watching you two, Herb answered, every time you yawn, he

gets a hard-on!"

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