TOP 10 REASONS WHY CYBER SEX IS BETTER

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TOP 10 REASONS WHY CYBER SEX IS BETTER

10.If the date goes bad, changing your Screen 
Name is easier then changing your real name.
 
9. Bathing, dressing, supplying atmosphere is optional.
 
8.If you get drunk and blackout, you only wake 
up next to a keyboard.
 
7.You can exercise your offensive habits without
embarrassing yourself.
 
6.Viagra! Who needs Viagra?
 
5.Your partner could have more of a personality 
than your inflatable friends.
 
4. Three words: No shotgun weddings.
 
3.All guys look like George Clooney and 
all women like Pamela Anderson.
 
2.They never have to know you live in your 
parents basement.
1. If you catch a virus, only your computer dies.
 
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Blonde Q's & A's
 
Q: How do blondes pierce their ears?
A: They put tacks in their shoulder pads. 
Q: How does a blonde like her eggs?
A: Unfertilized. 
 
Q: How do you drown a blond?
A: Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool.
 
Q: How does a blonde high-5?
A: She smacks herself in the forehead.
 
Q: What's the difference between a chorus line of blondes and a magician?
A: A magician has a cunning array of stunts. 
Q: What is the best blonde secretary in the world to have?
A: One that never misses a period. 

Q: What are the worst six years in a blonde's life?
A: Third Grade.
 

Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
A: You don't. They're born that way


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DID PHILLIP FART ???????

19:20


What the heck, he's almost ninety, and at that age you don't hold anything back even if you wanted to!

The really important question?


Did Philip Fart?

What do you think?

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The expressions are priceless!!
Look at the Queen's face!


A fart is a pleasant thing,
It gives the belly ease,
It warms the bed in winter,
And suffocates the fleas.


A fart can be quiet,
A fart can be loud,
Some leave a powerful,
Poisonous cloud

A fart can be short,
Or a fart can be long,
Some farts have been known
To sound like a song.......

A fart c an create
A most curious medley,
A fart can be harmless,
Or silent, and deadly.

A fart might not smell,
While others are vile,
A fart may pass quickly,
Or linger a while.......

A fart can occur
in a number of places,
And leave everyone there,
With strange looks on their faces
.

From wide-open prairie,
To small elevators,
A fart will find all of
Us sooner or later..

But farts are all bad,
Is simply not true-
We must never forget.......
Sweet old farts like you!


Kinda brings a tear to your eye - right? 
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Voted Best kiss of 2012

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VOTED BEST KISS 2012


 Precious photos of the wild-Walmartians too

Nothing is as tender and caring as  proud parents love and affection for their young offspring.


`On the riverbank...

In the Arctic ...

In India ..

In Africa .


SOMEWHERE NEAR
WAL-MART ...


Puts a lump in your
throat, doesn't it?






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Beach Series (3D)

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Here is a little beach series I put together for you.

Hope you enjoy. GC














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Check for Alzheimer's - Pretty Amazing

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Check for Alzheimer's - Pretty Amazing
 
The following was developed as a mental age assessment by the School of
Psychiatry at Harvard University . Take your time and see if you can read
Each line aloud without a mistake.
 
The average person over 60 years of age cannot do it!
 
1. This is this cat.
2. This is is cat.
3. This is how cat.
4. This is to cat.
5. This is keep cat.
6. This is an cat.
7. This is old cat.
8. This is fart cat.
9. This is busy cat.
10. This is for cat.
11. This is forty cat..
12. This is seconds cat.
 
Now go back and read the third word in each line from the top down and I
Betcha you cannot resist passing it on
 



The Story Of A Woman

A story of a woman who just turned 47 years old:

When I was 16, I hoped that one day I would have
a boyfriend.

When I was 18, I got a boyfriend, but there was no
passion.

So I decided I needed a passionate guy with a zest
for life. In college I dated a passionate guy, but he
was too emotional. Everything was an emergency,
he was a drama queen, cried all the time and
threatened suicide.

So I decided I needed a guy with stability.
When I was 25, I found a very stable guy but he
was boring. He was totally predictable and never
got excited about anything.

Life became so dull that I decided I needed a guy
with some excitement. When I was 28, I found an
exciting guy, but I couldn't keep up with him.
He rushed from one thing to another, never settling
on anything.

He did mad, impetuous things and flirted with everyone
he met. He made me miserable as often as happy.
He was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless.

So I decided to find a guy with some ambition.
When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious guy with
his feet planted firmly on the ground and married him.
He was so ambitious that he divorced me, took everything
I owned, and ran off with my best friend.

I am now 47 And am looking for a guy with a big dick.

*******************
After attending a party for his boss, the life of the party was nursing a king-size hangover and asked his wife, "What the hell happened last night?"
"As usual, you made an ass of yourself in front of your boss," replied the wife.
"Piss on him," answered the husband.
"You did," said the wife, "and he fired you."
"Well, fuck him," said the husband.
"I did, and you go back to work in the morning." 





 Dictionary For Women's Personal Ads

Adventurous............Slept with all your mates
40-ish............49
Athletic............No tits
Average looking........Face like an arse
Beautiful............Pathological liar
Contagious smile........Does a lot of pills
Educated............Was screwed to bits at university
Emotionally secure......On medication
Feminist............Fat
Free spirit............Junkie
Friendship first.........Former slut
Fun.................Annoying
Gentle.................Dull
Good listener..........Autistic
New age................Body hair problems
Old fashioned..........No BJs or anal
Open minded............Desperate
Outgoing...............Loud and very embarrassing
Passionate.............Sloppy drunk
Poet...................Depressive
Professional............Bitch
Romantic...............Frigid
Social.................Crotch like a wizard's sleeve
Voluptuous.............Very fat
Large lady.............Immensely fat
Wants soul mate.........Stalker
Widow..................Murderer



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Elf Fun (3D)

23:59
Hi All. 

So I've been working on a new piece of work (above), but then I thought she probably should relax for a bit, between shoots, right?





GC
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Naked Wizard Render

23:43
Not totally sure where to post, so I'm going to post this here. This is a work in progress I thought you'd be interested in. First is my attempt at getting this to a more finished state, second is an earlier render I sort of liked.

So, if you didn't know, these are 3D renders I've done. G.


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