Check for Alzheimer's - Pretty Amazing
The following was developed as a mental age assessment by the School of
Psychiatry at Harvard University . Take your time and see if you can read
Each line aloud without a mistake.
The average person over 60 years of age cannot do it!
1. This is this cat.
2. This is is cat.
3. This is how cat.
4. This is to cat.
5. This is keep cat.
6. This is an cat.
7. This is old cat.
8. This is fart cat.
9. This is busy cat.
10. This is for cat.
11. This is forty cat..
12. This is seconds cat.
Now go back and read the third word in each line from the top down and I
Betcha you cannot resist passing it on
The Story Of A Woman
A story of a woman who just turned 47 years old:
When I was 16, I hoped that one day I would have
a boyfriend.
When I was 18, I got a boyfriend, but there was no
passion.
So I decided I needed a passionate guy with a zest
for life. In college I dated a passionate guy, but he
was too emotional. Everything was an emergency,
he was a drama queen, cried all the time and
threatened suicide.
So I decided I needed a guy with stability.
When I was 25, I found a very stable guy but he
was boring. He was totally predictable and never
got excited about anything.
Life became so dull that I decided I needed a guy
with some excitement. When I was 28, I found an
exciting guy, but I couldn't keep up with him.
He rushed from one thing to another, never settling
on anything.
He did mad, impetuous things and flirted with everyone
he met. He made me miserable as often as happy.
He was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless.
So I decided to find a guy with some ambition.
When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious guy with
his feet planted firmly on the ground and married him.
He was so ambitious that he divorced me, took everything
I owned, and ran off with my best friend.
I am now 47 And am looking for a guy with a big dick.
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After attending a party for his boss, the life of the party was nursing a king-size hangover and asked his wife, "What the hell happened last night?"
"As usual, you made an ass of yourself in front of your boss," replied the wife.
"Piss on him," answered the husband.
"You did," said the wife, "and he fired you."
"Well, fuck him," said the husband.
"I did, and you go back to work in the morning."
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Dictionary For Women's Personal Ads
Adventurous............Slept with all your mates
40-ish............49
Athletic............No tits
Average looking........Face like an arse
Beautiful............Pathological liar
Contagious smile........Does a lot of pills
Educated............Was screwed to bits at university
Emotionally secure......On medication
Feminist............Fat
Free spirit............Junkie
Friendship first.........Former slut
Fun.................Annoying
Gentle.................Dull
Good listener..........Autistic
New age................Body hair problems
Old fashioned..........No BJs or anal
Open minded............Desperate
Outgoing...............Loud and very embarrassing
Passionate.............Sloppy drunk
Poet...................Depressive
Professional............Bitch
Romantic...............Frigid
Social.................Crotch like a wizard's sleeve
Voluptuous.............Very fat
Large lady.............Immensely fat
Wants soul mate.........Stalker
Widow..................Murderer
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21 August 2013 at 23:03
I especially liked the list.
25 August 2013 at 18:27
Um, there was a list? lol loved the pictures!
25 August 2013 at 18:27
Um, there was a list? lol loved the pictures!
25 August 2013 at 18:27
Um, there was a list? lol loved the pictures!
28 August 2013 at 07:37
Very funny. Love the woman being stripped in public.
28 August 2013 at 09:43
Love it, thanks!
28 August 2013 at 15:42
Great, Thanks.
5 January 2014 at 19:45
Cool and funny Thanks
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